no hello

please don't say just hello in chat

Imagine calling someone on the phone, going hello! then putting them on hold... 🤦‍♀️

❌ Don't do this

Carter's avatar Carter 10:10 AM
hi
Carter's avatar Carter 10:10 AM
do you have a mo'?
Ryan's avatar Ryan 3:13 PM
for?
Carter's avatar Carter 3:24 PM
i have a question
Ryan's avatar Ryan 3:27 PM
yes...?
Carter's avatar Carter 3:31 PM
what time is that meeting again?
Ryan's avatar Ryan 5:26 PM
It was at 3:30, you missed it

Note that Carter could have got his answer hours sooner, and needn't have kept Ryan waiting. In fact, Ryan could have given Carter enough time to make his meeting!

People who do this are generally trying to be polite by not jumping right into the request, like one would in person or on the phone - and that's great! But it's 2025 and chat is neither of those things. For most people, typing is much slower than talking. So despite best intentions, you're actually just making the other person wait for you to phrase your question, which is lost productivity (and kinda annoying).

The same goes for:

  • "Hello, are you around?"
  • "hi sophie - quick question."
  • "You got a sec?"
  • "yt?"
  • "ping"
  • etc.

Just ask the question! 😫

✅ Instead try this

Mark's avatar Mark 2:15 PM
Hiya! What time was that thing?
Dan's avatar Dan 2:15 PM
hey, 3:30
Mark's avatar Mark 2:15 PM
Ta - seeya then!
Dan's avatar Dan 2:16 PM
👌 np

If you feel it's a bit brusque to simply say "Hi" and ask the question, you can still preface your message with as many pleasantries as you see fit.

For example:

  • "hey man, what's up? also, any idea when that thing's due?"
  • "Hi there! Hope you're well. I'm after the latest deck, when you get a sec :)"
  • "hey, if you're not busy, could you update those NFRs?"
  • etc.

It may seem trivial, but asking your question before getting that initial salutatory reply also allows for asynchronous communication. If the other party is away, and you leave before they come back, they can still answer your question, instead of just staring at a "Hello" and wondering what they missed.

When done right - everyone's happy! 🎉